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HARTLEY WINTNEY FC
DARTS TEAM
H.W.F.C. Darts Team 2019/20
Honorary President
Uncle
"He looks calm but inside he is as nervous as a vampire who knows there's a sale at the wooden stake shop in the moring"
Mikey
(Vice Capt)
"Has more checkouts than Tescos"
Big Ginge
(Capt)
"His idea of exercise is sitting in a chair opening a can of beer"
Lukey
"He's as slick as minestrone soup"
Danielle
"She's like the Loch Ness Monster with a following wind"
Clare
"Putting three in the board is better than putting three the Chalker"
Tappy
"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"
Woody
"Has he over done the hair gel or is it pure tension"
Stimmo
"That was like throwing pickled onions into a thimble"
Mini Mental
"Confuse the opposition by having girl's hair"
Strap
"Couldn't pull a Christmas Cracker without help"
Trim
"Could hit 180's standing one legged in a hammock"
Vicki
"She's not just an underdog, she's an underpuupy
Jack
"The sharpest darts in the team"
Grandad
"He looks as happy as a penguin in a microwave"
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