SEX, DRUGS, ROCK 'N' ROLL & NO RELEGATION!

The new Winter League starts on Monday 2nd October with a surprise away trip to the Albert Street. After more scandals than the England Women's ex Manager Mark Sampson The Row have found themselves still in the Premier League of darts. Rumours are rife of failed drugs tests, sexual scandals and fighting amongst their own players as the Snow Goose & Fox And Hounds 'A' have been expelled from the league.

Skipper Mighty Mike has stated if we avoid relegation it would be a good season for the lads and lasses.